Borrow My Eyes

I hate you internet (for being so amazing)

Reach out!

amilniazi:

You need advice, I’ve seen the things you post. So go ahead and ask.

Always anonymous! Every Friday.

helptimewithamil@gmail.com

Dear Amil,

I have this problem.  There’s this person I follow on tumblr who loves nails AND hot dogs just as much as me, but every once in a while they post these really gross creature pictures that give me nightmares and make me puke on my keyboard.  I don’t know what to do.  Unfollowing them is not an option, but I’m sick of sleeping with ear plugs in to ward of brain creatures and I’ve used up my annual budget for keyboard covers.

Please Advise.

Also, can we still open up a hot dog stand this summer, with an add-on sidewalk nail salon option?