Borrow My Eyes

I hate you internet (for being so amazing)
April 1
the only thing i know for sure about me as a future mother is that i will brainwash my children to believe that our vacuum is the family pet who is always hungry and allergic to anything other than carpet dirt.

the only thing i know for sure about me as a future mother is that i will brainwash my children to believe that our vacuum is the family pet who is always hungry and allergic to anything other than carpet dirt.