May 2011
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July 2009
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June 2009
1 post
Steve Wiebe's trying to break the Donkey Kong... →
May 2009
9 posts
(208): I would kick you in the vagina but I'm... →
texts from last night dot com.
RESPECTFUL YO MAMA JOKES. →
Yo mama is so supportive of you and your efforts that I wouldn’t be surprised if you were incredibly successful as a result.
April 2009
28 posts
Aporkalypse is the best word I've read all day.
Russell Brand will star in a remake of the 1991... →
WHAT! This movie is being remade??? I’m scared…i love the old one too much.
The bird was carrying the contraband on its back... →
I really can not accurately communicate my hate for crows, but little suitcases on their back! life is so confusing.
i am getting that summer feeling
meeeee toooooooooooooo!!!!!
(via itsgoingtogetworse)
Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts,... →
this is the only thing i will ever mention about twitter for the rest of my days and forever and eternity
No One Does It Like You
Reach out!
amilniazi:
You need advice, I’ve seen the things you post. So go ahead and ask.
Always anonymous! Every Friday.
helptimewithamil@gmail.com
Dear Amil,
I have this problem. There’s this person I follow on tumblr who loves nails AND hot dogs just as much as me, but every once in a while they post these really gross creature pictures that give me nightmares and make me puke on my...
Where was Justin Bobby last night?
Hey, I just wanted you to know that I ate my...
-whenever my friends go international, i end up getting emails like this. warms my sausagey heart.
March 2009
31 posts
The Big Takeover The global economic crisis isn't... →
long read, good read.