Borrow My Eyes

I hate you internet (for being so amazing)
May 25
March 22
I am pizza artist.

I am pizza artist.

July 31
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cameronr:

Prince Zimboo - Heh - download

Prince Zimboo seems like an alien compared to every other kind of music right now. So very necessary. Heh.

can not stop listening to this man…angry at work…unable to listen

June 2
Steve Wiebe's trying to break the Donkey Kong world record on webcam as we speak. Billy Mitchell's gonna be soooo pissed!
May 25
It’s really sad. (Molly Schiot)

It’s really sad.

(Molly Schiot)

May 16
May 10
(208): I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.

texts from last night dot com.
May 8
Masami Teraoka, Human Possibilities

Masami Teraoka, Human Possibilities

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Masami Teraoka, Human Sexual Behavior

Masami Teraoka, Human Sexual Behavior

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Awkward family photos

Awkward family photos

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RESPECTFUL YO MAMA JOKES.

Yo mama is so supportive of you and your efforts that I wouldn’t be surprised if you were incredibly successful as a result.
May 6
dream office.

dream office.

May 1
pizza shark.

pizza shark.

April 28

Aporkalypse is the best word I’ve read all day.

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Russell Brand will star in a remake of the 1991 comedy Drop Dead Fred, being written by SNL writer Dennis McNicholas.

WHAT!  This movie is being remade???  I’m scared…i love the old one too much.