Borrow My Eyes
It’s really sad.
texts from last night dot com.
Yo mama is so supportive of you and your efforts that I wouldn’t be surprised if you were incredibly successful as a result.
dream office.
pizza shark.
WHAT! This movie is being remade??? I’m scared…i love the old one too much.
(via fuckyoudraculas)
If i have to wear a flu mask i’m going to get a pig’s mouth and nose screened onto it with a big red slash and circle on it. NO SWINE FLU ALLOWED.
“Investigations now reveal that the swine flu epidemic that began in Mexico and spread worldwide is probably connected to pollution caused by unsanitary pig breeding farms in the region.”
Yeah maybe. But most likely it’s because the last time I was in Mexico City at the flea market, some guy was selling “Pig Bulls” in a cardboard box. Most of them looked like Patrick Swayze.
Think about it.
PANDEMIC!
